Monday, July 25, 2011

Four Doctors, chapter 2

“Oi, Spaceman!  A little warning next time you’re going to do the barrel rolls!”

Donna picked herself up off the floor, clinging tightly to the nearest girder.  The TARDIS did seem to have stopped spinning for the moment, but she wasn’t taking any chances.

“Sorry, sorry!”  The Doctor circled the console like a hyperactive ferret in pinstripes, frantically twirling knobs and flipping switches.  “We got caught in a time corridor.  Little hairy there for a while.  We’re out now.  Nothing to worry about.  All under control.”

“Are there any seatbelts in this tub,” Donna asked, “you know, just in case?”

“Yeah, no.  Not really.  Sorry about that.  The Old Girl here is usually more steady than that.”  He gave the TARDIS console an affectionate pat.  “Time corridor just caught her off-guard.  Nasty things, time corridors.  Crude, primitive technology, real navigational hazards … almost never used any more. Don’t think I’ve encountered a time-corridor since … well … not since I was a fair-haired youth in cricketing garb with a bit of celery on the lapel, which is neither here nor there. But this …”

He put on his glasses and frowned over a monitor. “…this one is quite recent … and very much in use, it looks like.  Well that can’t be good.”

“Why can’t it?”

“Well in my experience, and understand I’m only speaking from -- ooh -- about nine-hundred and four years of experience here, but in my experience when someone is using a shielded, stabilized time corridor they’re probably up to no good.  Or they’re in over their heads and likely to go creating nasty paradoxes and … well, a big old glopping mess seeping into the fabric of space-time and it’s just not good.”

“Oh, come off it,” Donna chided.  “You seem to do okay traveling through time without adult supervision.”

“I am the adult supervision,” the Doctor replied soberly.    

“That’s really how your lot see yourselves…” A brief, sharp look from the Doctor cut her off.  “Saw yourselves,” she continued in a chastened tone.

“That’s what we were,” the Doctor replied.  “Oldest sentient race in this part of the Universe, we’d made all the mistakes and learned from them, mostly, by the time the rest of you lot were crawling out of the primordial ooze.”

“And you couldn’t just sit back and let the rest of us learn from our own mistakes like you did.”

“Well, the Universe is more crowded now.  Too many races mucking about with space-time.  Little mistakes have more consequence now than they did back in our day.

“Mind you,” he continued, “I did always prefer the mentoring approach.  Let them all make their own mistakes and we’d be on hand to help out, clean up, minimize the damage…”

“Like you do now,” Donna said.

“Like I do now,” the Doctor echoed.   “Like I’ve always done.  I was their conscience, you might say.  A little niggling sense of perspective in the Great Time Lord Institution.  That was always my role.  Self-appointed, of course.”

He looked again at the screen in front of him.  “A unidirectional vortex,” he said, as much to himself as to Donna.  “It’s taking someone from fixed point to fixed point, and it’s a one-way trip.  Oohh, somebody’s definitely up to no good here.”

He adjusted some controls to change the TARDIS’s course.  “So what say we nip on over and see what it’s all about.”

The Doctor stepped out of the TARDIS and took in the dusty, dry, utterly barren landscape around them. "Well," he announced, "here we are."

“And 'here' is where, exactly?” Donna asked.

The Doctor was already fiddling with a small gadgety device he had pulled from the pocket of his overcoat. Donna wondered if those pockets, like the TARDIS, were somehow bigger on the inside.

“We are at … or rather very near … the opening of the time corridor," the Doctor explained as he poked at buttons, turned knobs, and studied the blinking lights on his gadget.  "Actually it starts over there a bit …” he gestured past a small rise of hills behind them, “and, well, sometime within the next few hours or so.”

“Yes, but where are we?”  Donna persisted.

“You know I can’t really say,” the Doctor replied.  “Somewhere just before we landed, our navigational readings went off the scale.  Says we’re outside of space and time now.”

Donna took in their bleak surroundings. “So outside of space and time looks like … this?”
 
“It looked a lot whiter last time,” the Doctor mused to himself.  

“No,” he said decisively.  “But I daresay I have been here before…” He crouched to the ground, pinched some dust between his fingers, put it on his tongue.  The taste was intense – acrid and evil.  He spit it out again.

“War,” he said.  “Long, brutal … generations of unrelenting destruction, raging on a long-dead planet…”

The words “dead planet” triggered something, causing memories to snap into place.  “Oh, no,” he said.  He turned and sprinted to the top of the hill.

“No,” he shouted.  “No, no, no, no, no!”

Donna joined him at the top of the hill.  Below them was what remained of a large city.  Once gleaming, now tarnished metallic buildings stood in ruins.  The cracked and broken remnant of a giant transparent dome encircled the city limits.

“Skaro,” the Doctor said.  “We’re on Skaro.”

“And that’s bad?”  Donna asked.  It certainly didn’t look good, and the Doctor’s whole demeanor told her it was probably worse than it looked.  But she hoped to prompt some explanation from him.

“Ooh, it’s worse than bad,” he said.  “It’s so many different levels of bad I don’t even know where to start.”

He looked to his left.  Far across the plain, an army was advancing – an army of Daleks.  Spread out to the horizon, as far as he could see, wave after wave of Daleks glided ominously, unrelentingly toward the battered city.

“We have to get out of here,” the Doctor said, pulling Donna back down the hill, back toward the TARDIS.   

“We have to leave now.”

To be continued.

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Thursday, July 21, 2011

Four Doctors: A Dabbling in Fan-Fiction

A while back, inspired by an offhand comment in an online Doctor Who discussion, I began pondering a storyline that might work as a kind of new-series "Three Doctors", bringing together the three actors who have to date played the title role in the new Doctor Who series. I thought the Time War, being "time locked" against outside intrusion, provided a good excuse to keep it simple -- confine it to the post-war Doctors, lest it get too unwieldy with eleven Doctors and their attendant companions all running around looking for something to do. But bringing the War into it meant including the Eighth Doctor, the one who by all accounts was actually involved in the war. 

Thus, my little experiment with fan fiction. I give you The Four Doctors. At least until I come up with a better title.


The story begins with the current Doctor, the eleventh. For those keeping track, the time is somewhere after the Christmas special, well before the start of season 6 -- after Amy and Rory have had their honeymoon, well before the events of "Impossible Astronaut", in that vaguely defined period where they are newlyweds traveling with the Doctor.


Chapter one.
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“Doctor, how long have these eggs been here?”  Rory’s voice emerged from somewhere around the back of the icebox.

Amy sat at the table in the TARDIS kitchen, nibbling a biscuit.  The Doctor sat across from her, by all appearances engrossed in combining a tabletop particle accelerator with a pop-up toaster.  And Rory, determined to have a proper breakfast for once, searched for something he could recognize as edible.

The Doctor finished splicing some wires and looked up.

“What?" he demanded. "Can't you see I'm tinkering here?”

“These eggs, Doctor?”

“Yes, by all means, help yourself,” the Doctor snapped as he turned his attention back to his work.

“These eggs that say ‘use by June 27, 1976’…?”

“Yes, as I said, help yourself.”

"Doctor, how long have these been in here?" Rory asked.

The Doctor rolled his eyes. "Rory, Rory, Rory. I know you've only just joined on but do try to understand the concept. Time and Relative Dimensions in Space. We are traveling outside of space-time as you understand it, ergo, your question has no meaning in this context."

"I'm simply asking, Doctor, how long has it been since you were in 1976 buying eggs?"

“I don't know,” the Doctor said, turning his attention back to his tinkering. "A while, I suppose. Really, nothing about the 1970s worth going back for.”

“So, my question, Doctor …?”  Rory began, brandishing the carton of eggs.

“Except the scarf,” the Doctor went on idly, speaking now to nobody in particular.  “I did like that scarf.”

“The eggs, Doctor…” Rory let a note of exasperation into his voice as Amy barley suppressed a snicker.

“Wait, what scarf?” she asked.

“My scarf,” the Doctor replied.  “I wore a scarf back then.”

“What, like a silk scarf…?”

“No.  Wooly. Stripey. Long, very long thing.”

“So you just wore a scarf ... a long wooly scarf … like, as a fashion statement?”

“Why not?” A defensive note crept into the Doctor’s voice.  “Scarves are cool.”

“How long, Doctor?”  Rory asked.

“Oh fifteen, twenty feet at least, must have been.  Always dragging on the floor…”

“How long ago?”

“Several lifetimes ago. Half-dozen or more, I'd suppose. Whatever did become of that scarf…?”

“You're saying these eggs have been here, what, thirty?  Seventy-five?  Four-hundred years?”

“They should have hatched, grown up, and laid more eggs several times over by now,” Amy said with a laugh.

“I replaced it with a stick of celery,” the Doctor mused to himself.  “Celery.  Definitely not cool.”  Then snapped his attention to his companions. “The eggs? No, they've been in the stasis cabinet all that time. Rory, don't stand there with the door open. You're letting the entropy in.”

Rory bit back whatever response he was considering.  He slammed the cabinet door shut, shooting the Doctor the most withering glare he could manage, and headed toward the stove.

And then the world around them lurched violently.

To be continued.

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